Tuesday 10 July 2012

50 REASONS LADIES LOVE LUO MEN

1.) Luo men dont like free things.
2.) Luo men dont buy fake things
3.) Luo men dont beat or shout at ladies
4.)Luo men hate violence,they rarely start or engage in fights
5.)Luo men have good sleeping manners;they dont snore,sleepwalk,sleeptalk or pee in bed
6.)Luo men like travelling and partying a lot
7.)Luo men are tall,dark-skinned and thoroughly handsome
8.)Luo men are masculine=well-built with broad chests
9.)Luo men are well-endowed with well-developed romantic tools
10.)Luo men are good lovers-elaborate fore players+extensive relayers
11.)Luo men live life largely and fully
12.)Luo men are generous,gentle,good-mannered and God-fearing
13.)Luo men spend big on themselves
14.)Luo men spend big on their ladies' and ladies' friends
15.)Luo men spend big on their children
16.)Luo men spend big on their in-laws
17.)Luo men love children
18.)Luo men assist their ladies with household chores
19.)Luo men dont sleep with their ladies' friends or their friends' ladies
20.)Luo men dont subject their ladies to hard/difficult tasks

21.)Luo men dont touch,ask or scheme for their ladies' money or property
22.)Luo men are always optimistic
23.)Luo men are ambitious
24.)Luo men are good dancers
25.)Luo men are fast-learners
26.)Luo men smell good if not great
27.)Luo men appreciate their ladies,regularly showering them with expensive gifts and presents
28.)Luo men are well-informed and love learning
29.)Luo men are daring,but they dont stalk ladies
30.)Luo men are clear in speech-they talk with swag whether to police,thieves,pastors or to ladies

31.)Luo men love each other
32.)Luo men love themselves
33.)Luo men are good listeners
34.)Luo men are good story-tellers,with unique senses of humour
35.)Luo men are often clean,smart and dont keep funny and childish hairstyles
36.)Luo men are very honest and rarely lie to their ladies.Even if they lie,they've got good memories
37.)Luo mean dream big,they are like Nigerian men.The only difference is that Nigerian men think like billionaires but act like hustlers while on the other hand, Luo men think like billionaires but act like millionaires
38.)Luo men have sexy voices-a combination of deep and high-pitch
39.)Luo men dont dwell much on a lady's past relationships,affairs,tribe,religion,race or creed
40.)Luo men dont abuse ladies,they tease them

41.)Luo men dont like sex,they enjoy making love
42.)Luo men kiss and hug their ladies wholesomely
43.)Luo men dont date ladies older than their mothers
44.)Luo men dont listen to songs,they appreciate music
45.)Luo men dont beep ladies or send PLEASE CALL ME messages
46.)Luo men are good Hosts/Guests
47.)Luo men have a preponderance to always visit art galleries,theatres and other performance spaces.
48.)Luo men are well connected and most of them know someone in high places,at appropriate cafe houses like JAVA and a limited number of international 5-star hotels
49.)Luo men have the rare ability to oblige women with their prowess and wondrous charms
50.)Luo men hate corruption,are free-spirited and independent-minded.


WARNING;THE ABOVE TEXT IS PURELY FOR INFORMATION PURPOSES AND SHOULD NOT BE USED BY THOSE EAGER TO BREAK OUT OF THEIR MARRIAGES AND BREAK INTO STABLE LUO MARRIAGES.THE WRITER WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY READER'S IRRESPONSIBLE ACTS.WE WILL NOT DEFEND ANY SUCH READER BEFORE A COURT OF LAW NEITHER WILL WE POST BAIL


Have a Luosome day

14 comments:

  1. But where does one find a single luo man?

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  2. hahaha.. yea where are the (young) luo men at?!

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  3. I have one who loves me. They are good guys.

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  4. Ladies most concerned and appreciated by luo men, but do i say that AIDS is rampant in nyanza, yes they live like Kings but leaves their offspring in abject poverty for they dont know how to invest,concluding that they dont have a future.

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  5. Who built Thika Road, Who Built the Standard Gauge Railway...who fought for the Independence of this country..who won the Nobel Prize,,, who runs most of the Mpesa, Mkahawa's Transport and other businesses. Which tribe produced three presidents all whom have pushed economic growth of 7% at one time? Who is responsible for Tea and Coffee Cash crops and who owns most of the real estate in the country.....LUOS OF COURSE YAWA WUOD.....

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  6. Am in love with one and can attest most luo men are great lovers

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  7. Jealousy Will kill someone AIDS does not know a tribe n it's everywhere...Luo men are always best

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  8. Luo men are the best indeed...cheers

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  9. I'm from the UK I can honestly say my luo man of a 5 Yr relationship is always honest a good listener, well mannered, considerate and if he meets the lady of his dreams he would not sneak about.. He'd tell me, shall I continue?

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  10. I met one luo guy..and let me tell you,their love is 1001% real...can't let him go😍👌

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  11. Great lines about the Luo.
    Most of my folks say some of these about me.
    Indeed, Luo blood flows through my veins.
    #Jesus and Luo inside.

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  12. Good work.. looking for an opportunity to model the luo culture if anyone interested in working together email please.

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